Merry F*in' Christmas Mom

by Go Go Gadget Gonads

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Hey Mom
Merry F***in’ Christmas Mom
Hope you f***in’ like this
The boys back together makin’ a song
Merry F***in’ Christmas
F***in’ droppin’ F-bombs

On November f***in’ 12th I got my foot out the door
I walked before I crawled, I play a mean guitar
I like tittyballs and swisher sweets cigars
My first word was moon, cause I’m a f***in’ star

Let the rhymes I’m writing show I need you in my life
Like a bird and an egg in my chicken fried rice
You’re my biggest fan and the Dish don’t lie
I love my little mom like a junkie does a pipe

Hey Mom
Merry F***in’ Christmas Mom
Hope you f***in’ like this
The boys back together makin’ a song
Merry F***in’ Christmas
F***in’ droppin’ F-bombs

Ah sh**, it’s Jordan Blayne f***in’ bringin’ the pain
On December f***in’ 5th I started makin’ it rain
But not dollars, I was fillin’ diapers
I called the f***in’ cops on a cornfield sniper

Not to be trouble, but to keep you safe
Like them zoo wallabies I was tryin’ to chase
I want to hug you and give you chocolate-covered cherries
My love for you is f***in’ Monster Toots-scary

Hey Mom
Merry F***in’ Christmas Mom
Hope you f***in’ like this
The boys back together makin’ a song
Merry F***in’ Christmas
F***in’ droppin’ F-bombs

J-O, J-O, Enough of the drama
On December f***in’ 4th I slid out my mama
I’m the youngest, I’m the freshest, so turn up the bass
I rock a wheelchair with f***in’ titties in my face

You’re always by my side like my old pal, Puffy
I always know it’s you, cause your hair’s so fluffy
You thought you goosed my ass, but you tickled my sack
I really love you mom, you always got my back

Hey Mom
Merry F***in’ Christmas Mom
Hope you f***in’ like this
The boys back together makin’ a song
Merry F***in’ Christmas
F***in’ droppin’ F-bombs

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released December 23, 2011

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Go Go Gadget Gonads Lafayette, Indiana

Dirty, dick & fart humor over cheesy beats & shitty synth. It’s catchy. It’s painfully white. It’s loveable. It’s tasteless.

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